Dear Son

Enough already!! You better ship off to boot camp before our little dear population is gone. I must say you are a good shot though. I should have seen it coming. Remember when you were a small boy and would throw all of your toys up into the trees? Remember tossing golf balls and rocks onto the roof and of course practicing all sorts of shooting-BB guns, paint ball guns, air soft guns, bow and arrows, you had them all? Sitting still in school was so hard for you. Remember when you threw pencils into the cardboard roof tiles in the 5th grade hall way? You got called down to the principals office and to your dismay I was substituting that day. Just remember.....I'm always watching you.